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chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s
Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered
by Chesterlester November 9, 2019
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Chesterfield Rugby

“Yo can I come over? We could play a little chesterfield rugby;)”
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Chesterville, Ontario

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
by George Beverly Shea April 15, 2020
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Chaster

Chaster is a Guardian who is very thicc and married to a handsome ventrexian who was the lord commanders second in command, Avocato. She has 4 kids (Rose, Kylo, Trico, and Estella.) Who she loves very much. Chaster is a sleepy, funny, chaotic, sexy badass with her teal and white soft fur she can handle anything. Chaster also has another side of her thats supposed to be her guardian side called Seven. Seven is a badass too with their giant claws to scratch and huge horns to go for the kill. Seven is supposed to protect chaster from any harm in her mind or around, kinda like a therapist but its the same person...
Anyway, Chaster and Avocato have been married for about 5 years now and will love each other forever and ever.
Chaster is a thicc guardian mama
by Chäsė March 27, 2021
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Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19
"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"
by dariengordon June 11, 2021
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Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave
Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot
by LL T 82 December 15, 2021
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Cluster Fluster

when you been hella horny for a real long time and you just get hornier and hornier
Luke: bruh i am mad horny right now ong
Harley: yooo bro you got that cluster fluster
by Princess of slang January 21, 2022
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