callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

Callin

A man with a massive velumptous cock that shouldn't be humanly possible.

Omg look at him you can see the bulge thats giant. Callin

by Bigman7896302 November 23, 2021

Callendra

Callendra is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. Sweet and thoughtful all around, Callendra tends to put others before herself. Their taste in music is impeccable and they are an artistic individual. If you meet a Callendra, chances are the conversations will never become dull, and topics will shift rapidly. Callendra is also an all around romantic, and intense lover. If you find yourself in love with a Callendra, she’ll give you her world, and you must give her yours. Callendra’s are also amazing in bed and will blow your mind. The only downside to Callendra is her refusal to let others assist her for fear of bothering them. Offer help and make sure she knows she’s cared for. She’s not as much of a lone wolf as she comes off as.

If you have a Callendra in your life, hold them close.

Who shot and developed these amazing photographs?

Oh, that was Callendra! Amazing, right?

by DoomGother November 23, 2021

Calling Lukish

Calling Lukish is a phrase that refers to someone who’s is almost impossible to reach. Named after the Dire Straits song “Calling Elvis.” Calling Lukish is someone who likes to cause trouble and confusion to others, while surprising them at every turn. Calling Lukish also likes to pull his own set of latest tricks, most of the time unexpected. A fan of Irish beer and wine coolers, Calling Lukish is pictured in a Red Cadillac DTS going 104 in a 35 mph zone, commonly confused as a homosexual.

Did you see that guy running through the streets naked? Must have been a calling Lukish!

by Foolish one December 2, 2021

Carlone’d

When long standing social plans get cancelled because one of the people got a last minute better offer.

I got Carlone’d last Saturday when my friend cancelled dinner plans because he was offered tickets to a concert.

by BRA Guys January 9, 2022

Callan

The wattpad story of a E-List celebrity and B- List celebrity

Nico: “ Hey did you see My B- list celebrity bf Tallan with that new E-list celebrity ?”
Ed Sheran: “ Yea Coreyon , they are so cute together! Their ship name is Callan!”
Nico: “No he’s mine your gonna make me transform.”
Ed Sheran : Woah Nico calm down you have a gf , and Coreyon is only a E-Celebrity.”
Nico: Run IM TRANSFORMING INTO MY WOLF FORM UGHHH RARGHHHH !”

by 2k22LIYAH February 18, 2022

Callan

Let’s say an in denial Athlete and a not in denial Tik tok star , names at random, start dating umm their names are Tallan and Coreyon.

Nico: “Did Tallan get with someone new yet?”
Joseph(Aka Ed sheran) : “Yea , Coreyon they’ve been together for a week.”
Nico: *Starts hysterically crying* W-What is their ship name?”
Joseph : “Oh, It’s Callan. They are #Socutetogether. #bettertogether .”
Nico: “He really left me for that *HOWLS* I-I’m to s-s-short oh no I’m transforming.”
Joseph: “ Oh no my Nicodo avocado.”
Nico: “R-RUNNN.”

by 2k22LIYAH February 19, 2022