Cafe

A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy.

I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe.

by HungryHungarian August 25, 2007

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

CAFET

The one person that is truly a dick

Cafet is a dick, nothing else, he is just a dick

by PentaChrome June 6, 2021

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005

DNB Cafe

The DNB Cafe is used as a "deez nuts joke" where dnb cafe is really the dick N ballz cafe. May be used on any friend or family member as a way to tell them to "suck your dick"

Ace: hey Tiff, you wanna grab a snack at the DNB Cafe?

Tiffany: Sure. But whats the DNB Cafe?

Ace: That stands for Dick N Ballz Cafe. The perfect place to fill your face.

by ace da boss February 26, 2009

caffaro

1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition

Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.

by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008