CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.

“I got pulled over for going seven MPH over the speed limit. Fucking CACTUS wrote me a ticket”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

Cactus

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

by spoezzy March 3, 2024

Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025