Cabaniss Boys

As the name suggests, Cabaniss Boys are men who live, or have lived, in Cabaniss Residence Hall at Virginia Commonwealth University. This hall, built in 1967, houses quite possibly the most amazing group of men you will ever meet. Cabaniss Boys are smart, strong, athletic, and VERY popular with the ladies. It is a well known fact that Cabaniss Boys get the most play of any group of men not only at VCU, but of any group of men in the greater Richmond area. Cabaniss Boys also are known for the obscene amount of alcohol they can consume without causing serious bodily harm unto themselves; these men drink alcohol like there is a shortage.

Hot Girls At A Party:
Hot Girl #1: I have a huge crush on that guy over there.
Hot Girl #2: Ohhh him, thats one of those Cabaniss boys. He hooked up with me at the beginning of the school year.
Hot Girl #3: He hooked up with me too!
Hot Girl #4: Me three!
Hot Girl #1: Look at how good he is at beer pong!

by Ram Madness! December 14, 2004

Cabaret

A series of popular, and often overplayed, broadway songs taken out of their original context to create a pseudo show with a lack of plot. These shows are often performed by singers who are not talented enough to be cast in the original works. The "audiences" of these shows are usually people who claim to love musicals, but think the libretto and plot are too complicated in comparison to the song's chord progressions.

Man 1: Hey, Frank and all of his little high school friends are putting on a cabaret. Do you want to go?

Man 2: No.

by The Real-ist April 20, 2009

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Cabareting

Visiting one or more cabarets throughout a night (the 1920's version); also, ostraciscizing Kyle.

"Let's go cabareting"

by Duncan Mac November 13, 2009

Cabana Girl

Woman in a tropical or pool setting that serve drinks or food to their loved ones with a huge smile and without hesitation.

Hey Cabana girl, this drink won't refill itself!

by CabanaDreaming October 21, 2015

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005