Crunch

Casual Cringe

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.

by Voze December 3, 2016

crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles

Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.

by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

Crunch Mouth

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023

Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019