Pro clubs

A game mode in fifa that honestly makes you feel the need to boot 2 incest Down syndrome dwarfs down a flight of stairs just to stay sane.

When a Curtis has the ball in pro clubs you want to strangle the life out of his body.

by Your fat mother lol May 25, 2022

take it to the club

When things are getting too hot.

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.

by backrow50 January 13, 2018

club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.

I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!

by SJ2571 January 17, 2010

Club VanWieren

An underground family run gay strip club.

I blew all my child support money at Club Vanwieren

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

club time

The stupidly long amount of time it takes for all of Tyler Hall East floor 2 to get even the fewest amount of people in a LAN game.

"Well, we've only been waiting 20 min for one guy, that's not too bad on Club Time."

by GirlScout™ November 2, 2008

Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"

Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....

by assintheclub July 14, 2011

Sardine Club

When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.

All the bitches at GW want to be a part of the sardine club.

by EthanYoung69 November 2, 2021