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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Capitalism

A fucked up system of government where rich people gets to break the law, and some how the american government convinced us is the best system
Biden: "Our capitalism system will help us rise over the other countries"
Random: "No"
by nuyi March 4, 2024
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capitaltuse

In 2023, The National Bureau of Education changed the word “capitalize” to “capitaltuse.”
The first letter of a sentence is capitaltuse.
by TheNationalEducationBeuro April 23, 2024
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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