Pocket Broccoli

A single loose nug.

“I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”

by Heartmilker September 24, 2023

Pickin Broccoli

Pickin Broccoli is not a medical term but slang for the gunk that accumulates between your toes. Broccoli consists of sock lint, dead skin, dirt, and other debris under the toe nail. It is usually harmless and preventable with good personal hygiene.For informational purposes only. Consult your local medical authority for advice

My sister Misty texted me and she asked what I was doing, I told her that I was Pickin Broccoli.

by Letmynutsgo86 March 2, 2024

financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.

Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.

by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006