Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Breakfasty

A light but tasty meal, usually occurs late morning but definitively before brunch. The term is a portmanteau of the words breakfast and lovely, not as some claim a bastardization of "breakfast tea"

Proper breakfasty foods include artichokes, Brie cheese and jelly-never jam.

Juan: Isabela would you like to have breakfasty with me on Sunday?
Isabela: why, yes. I would love to (in british accent and lifting a pinky)

by Xottox April 19, 2011

circuit breakers poppin

When a woman's nipples are visible, or exposed under tight clothing due to arousal or extreme cold. Similar to a popped circuit breaker.

Did you see the circuit breakers poppin on that chick? You could see them a mile away. I would love to reset those.

by Emerson_Biggins February 14, 2009

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.

I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.

by boots08 April 8, 2009