ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

boyfriend

A person who says they love you but, never gas you up or say nice things. But they're a very well acted person but they never have full on conversation with you. They seem as though they don't want to be with you or they're scares to have a conversation.

I tell my boyfriend we should talk more I try but he never makes the effort to it makes me feel unwanted.

by petty people . December 12, 2018

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Tessas boyfriend

Adrian is Tessa’s bf and bae for life commonly seen around tessa

Any a name goes well with Tessa in terms of bf or gf or bsf

Tessas boyfriend is a hottie. Also means that Tessa can pull bitches for real.

by Zaddywaddy April 22, 2022

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Warehouse

Boyfriend Warehouse is a unisex clothing company created by American musician Kevin Abstract of BROCKHAMPTON fame.

DUDE 1: Yo man, did you cop those hoodies from the Boyfriend Warehouse drop the other night?

DUDE 2: Yeah bro I'm gonna look so fly wearing that to school

by sourflipped November 18, 2018