ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

boyfriend

A person who says they love you but, never gas you up or say nice things. But they're a very well acted person but they never have full on conversation with you. They seem as though they don't want to be with you or they're scares to have a conversation.

I tell my boyfriend we should talk more I try but he never makes the effort to it makes me feel unwanted.

by petty people . December 12, 2018

Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013

vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.

Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(

by yenia February 22, 2015

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015

Jackie's Boyfriend

Jackie's Boyfriend is an ugly boy that jackie likes. He literally looks like a girl, but he has the face of a boy. She thinks he is so cute, but really he is not. One of his eyes are looking one way, while the other eye is looking the other.

Jackie's boyfriend is really ugly and looks like a girl.

by Emmarie:) November 4, 2020