You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.

Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020

nightmare before christmas

gay movie. the movie mecca for stupid goth kids who wear nothing but jack skellington shirts.

hey wanna go watch the nightmare before christmas?
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs

by j.d gallione July 2, 2006

dicks before chicks

synonym to bros before hoes, putting your friends before your gf

Bob: "Hey Jack! You coming to the party tomorrow?"
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "

by xprettynpinkx April 22, 2008

bofo

Short for boyfriend- boy becomes bo and friend becomes fo.

Jake Gyllenhall is my bofo.

by No3385948 December 27, 2005

before skin

The skin located directly before the foreskin.

That poor man cut his before skin and now he is bleeding.

by Melosh November 22, 2006

Nightmare Before Christmas

The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."

To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.

(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)

Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!

Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.

by tooLazytoThink July 24, 2010

bros before hoes

a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them

guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)

by Slayerfan101 December 23, 2008