Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

vanilla biscuit

A sweaty vagina.

Yo did you see her vanilla biscuit.

by Kungdingdang June 13, 2017

You biscuit

South African slag originating from the south side of Johannesburg. Term of endearment which is usually used to compliment someone or something or show happiness towards a favourable result.

“You were able to get me tickets to the event! Thanks! You Biscuit!”

by Bulla 7 November 17, 2020

Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

by bodakbiscuit April 26, 2019

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company

what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

by jordan emery June 12, 2008