Benjamin Banklin 

A Benjamin Franklin which also serves as a money repository.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Banklin? That boy sure does lend, exchange, and issue money."

Benjamin Banklin by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Pranklin 

A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."

Benjamin Pranklin by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs 

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

benjamin ma 

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed

Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!

benjamin ma by Ash Hull December 4, 2022

Benjamin tornado 

A lot of 100 houndred dollar bills

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado

Benjamin tornado by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

benjamin tornado 

A fuck ton of money

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado

benjamin tornado by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

Benjamin Stevenson 

Benjamin Stevenson is an amazing friend, with a kind and caring heart. He is someone you can stay up and talk to and cry to about all your problems when you feel like theres no one else around. He’s a great listener with a great and encouraging smile, he’s supportive kind caring and sweet and I could not picture life without Benjamin Stevenson in it. I honestly love him with all my heart and I know for a fact that he will stick around forever. Life without a Benjamin is very extremely boring and sad and I think of him every second of everyday. Xx😘

Izzy Dargin- “who do you like?”
Sienna long-“Benjamin Stevenson”

Benjamin Stevenson by Mbjhvgvgh March 18, 2023