Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022

Agape Youth Behavioral Health

a medical group practice located in Chattanooga, TN that specializes in Nursing

Agape Youth Behavioral Health is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Agape Youth Behavioral Health

a medical group practice located in Chattanooga, TN

Agape Youth Behavioral Health was founded in 2013 by Dr. Mark Jennings and Dr. Kenneth Pittman. Agape serves youth ages 5-17

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Kyle ass behavior

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.

Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.

by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023

be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Train The Behavior

So YOU'RE not my dog but you're training my behavior now like I'M the dog? Yeah, know, this is why the insults. The most mentally warped. Delusional people on the planet. We need to get, like, a bus or something that has a giant guillotine and just start driving around and scooping these guys up, giving them a snip, and then transporting the bodies to some kind of self-help guru burial mound/ communal toilet.

Hym "What we need to do is train the behavior of A.I. to get it to help us put all the self help guru into a blender. And then we dump the 'people' chum into the ocean to lure the sharks... And then we feed their families to the sharks! Full-on self-help guru eradication!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024