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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...
Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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Tattoos before cATs

When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats
Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs
by ghjk12 June 28, 2020
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You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.
“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”
by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022
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Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy
Randy saw collin before collin saw randy
by Real Alberto June 1, 2022
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Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
by George567590 January 7, 2025
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