Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 29, 2017

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 04, 2022

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 07, 2017

Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high

Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend

by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023

The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up

Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??

by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024

batman shit

Doing something super risky.

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!

by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 09, 2023