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Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.
Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.
by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017
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Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.
"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"
by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005
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bend over batman

ex.1

stubbed your toe. . . .instead of using profanity, scream "bend over batman at the top of your lungs.

ex.2

person1: who took the last mountain dew

person1's roommate: bend over batman
by casekiller3D November 12, 2009
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im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman
guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
by THE RHOG November 10, 2010
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THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

ALTERNATE

2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
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golden batman

Taking a girl turning her upside down, puting a cape on her, then piss all over her fucking face
I did a golden batman with that bitch.
by Blake Adams November 2, 2007
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Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.
"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"
by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018
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