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Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.
Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.
by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020
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basshead

noun:1a)A person that does or did something absolutely absurd
noun:1b)a word for describing someone as dumb or unintelligent
adj: something that is absurd
Tim was characterized as a basshead after he slipped on a banana peel in front of his whole class.

Where are you coming up with these basshead ideas?
by ultrabasshead October 18, 2008
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Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
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bashen

bashen- fisten/poppen/voegeln
boh ,,,, was en geiler bash

ich will mit dir bashen ....sofort
by mc killerwallrus November 5, 2003
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boscher

Anyone who is a complete bust, or inconvenience for everybody.
HEY! Put that bong down... there's a boscher over there.
by Sp00f September 6, 2006
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baechel

"When I saw the popo coming, I totally baecheled!"
by missdemeanor December 9, 2008
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bayche mayche

some one who dresses in lacoste or any burbury clothing. also can be steriotyped when tucking there pants into there socks.
also when chavs get drunk and slur there words
"lad theres a bayche mayche"
"thats a baycheeee maycchheeee"
by maxwell-d- February 25, 2008
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