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Brock

BROCK IS THE BEST PERSONE EVER AND YOU SHOULD DATE HIM
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by BROCKYBOY January 11, 2021
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Barack Friday

Another name for Black Friday, which is the day after the American holiday Thanksgiving. On Barack Friday crazy soccer Moms try to do all their Christmas shopping and usually get into fist fights at Walmart.
Soccer Mom 1: Are you going shopping on Barack Friday?

Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.

Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
by tBanks April 1, 2009
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Brock

A boy who is very blonde and has pink eyes. He lives in Pennslyvania but he would rather live in Prague. He is very strange and likes to beat sticks together in random patterns which he thinks are beautiful but other people think are horrible. He has pet iguanas and lives all alone as a schizophrenic.

He has a cyber deer as a girlfriend and they have three children. His cyber deer girlfriend is very fertile. He is secretly in love with a trumpet player who is named Anna but she left him for a sheep named Meepers. He plays the tuba.
Oh my god Brock is playing with sticks again!!!! Shut him up!!!!
by Wishtyz July 1, 2009
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Brocke

Someone who thinks they are right all the time, extremely hot and someone you are always thinking about.
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by funman197887 February 4, 2010
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Brock

The outer skin of the vagina, often having razor burn and soreness due to heavy sex.
That girls brock looked rough
by kxfsteve February 23, 2009
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brock

1. The act of ignoring people you were previously friends with

2. The act of Banging Beats and Pumping Pones
Josh pulled a Brock when he stoped talking to his boyfriend.

You what are you up to?
Just Banging Beats and Pumping Pones.
Cool
by lionshead August 17, 2006
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Brock

To have an accident that could have been avoided, to accidentally injure yourself or being prone to accidents and mishaps.
"Dude, i had a bit of a Brock while riding my bicycle the other day"

"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"

"Haha, you did a Brock"
by Fizzle33 July 28, 2013
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