Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 05, 2021

Barn find

Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.

Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!

by MattSw October 22, 2018

curtis barnes

Fit!!

Curtis barnes is fit

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrst March 31, 2020

Barn Bred

That person who was “born in a barn”

Jimmy-“ take your shoes off!!”
Kyle-“Sorry, I’m Barn Bred”

by PatttttyT February 14, 2021

Barn Thug

Slang for country folk that refuse to move to the city because of their dominant preference for the rural life.

'Ian, why don't you move to the city? You are such a barn thug.'

by IncognitoNerd29 June 13, 2017

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma March 12, 2015