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honey badger 

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
honey badger by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
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dirty badger 

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

Mountain badger 

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men
My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!
Mountain badger by Xrock79 July 31, 2017

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
Funk Badger by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.
dick badger by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

cum badger 

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger
cum badger by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Bloody Badger 

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..