“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”
“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”
“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”
by SativaCyborg October 04, 2019
Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.
Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?
Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.
Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.
Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!
by S.neeze November 18, 2010
A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...
Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.
Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.
"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night of Shut the Box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night of Shut the Box"
by DarkMobius September 25, 2008
Hairdresser: What sort of haircut are you after?
Kid: A box fringe for definite. I want to be a vocalist in a deathcore band
Kid: A box fringe for definite. I want to be a vocalist in a deathcore band
by SusannaBladderz May 19, 2009
When you hide in a box and unsuspecting penis havers wander near or inquire into innards of said box and box pranker then proceeds with box prank by yanking the prankee’s cock. Then you say ding if under 6” and dong if over 6
by GabrielBoxPranker September 10, 2022
to eat a women out sexually, involves holding the nose to avoid the fish stank and using the tongue to knock that pussy out like fight night. Over the pants Box is much sought after and requires much skill.
by Box game December 09, 2015
In the west of Scotland, in the towns and villages surrounding Glasgow, there is a delicacy available in some of the more discerning fast-food outlets. It’s called the Munchy Box.
The munchy box aka pizza box typically has a layer of Doner Kebab meat on top of a Naan Bread, maybe with some Glasgow Salad (chips) poking out from underneath. The wonders that await!
by stavros macgregor November 05, 2009