A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.
Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.
by Robots January 1, 2008
Get the boat hookermug. A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.
Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?
by calibro6969 November 30, 2013
Get the boat shoemug. Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.
"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
by Clem Snide July 18, 2008
Get the Swift Boatingmug. Get the boat was originally a racist comment. People used to say 'Get the boat back to banana island.'. This was shortened down to 'get the boat' as to mean 'get out'.
by RobertBarrett April 26, 2006
Get the get the boatmug. The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.
-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!
-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!
-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010
Get the mud boatingmug. The act of sticking your face between someone's butt cheeks and making the motorboat sound. Just like Motor Boating, only on the opposite side of the body.
by MrPhotography October 28, 2013
Get the Booty Boatmug. The greatest boat of all time. It masters through vicious waves with ease and looks better on water than any other boat out there. It also sounds really good if it has twin engines.
by seadoopsycho January 2, 2011
Get the Liberator Boatmug.