Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

balds

A hairless ballsack

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds

by Potetstappe March 15, 2018

Bald

Not wanting to do Something or attend something.

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald

When a person does not want to do something or attend something

Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8

John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald

Another example:

Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald

To be annoying or just plain stupid/idiotic.

Oh my gosh you’re so bald.

by Eeriodtt November 26, 2020

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by CoolChickensRule June 09, 2024

Bald

When you have no hair

or you're just kaito

Kaito is so fucking bald holy shit

by CookiesLost December 19, 2021