awesome

A state of existing that is only attainable by people who contemplate what it means to be awesome so much that during their contemplating they realize that they are awesome simply because of the act of questioning their ability to be awesome.

Ian is awesome.
Jenny is awesome.
Jenny and Ian are both really awesome.
Jenny and Ian are both really awesome when they're together.
Jenny and Ian both understand and appreciate how awesome one another is.

by jehnifuhr January 11, 2009

Awesome

A word to describe Stephen Colbert.

Chuck Norris: "Stephen Colbert is awesome."
Mr. T: "Agreed"

by Mathias the Great September 28, 2008

an awesome

Pinnacle of awesomeness, the opposite of an hero.

an awesome! you don't know what an awesome is!? its the opposite of an hero

by nasty nater December 28, 2008

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

awesome

What a boyfriend usually refers to his girlfriend as, in the early part of the relationship. Usually replaced with 'bitchy', 'annoying', or 'crazy', at the very first sign a girl suddenly seems human to the guy, or disagrees with him about anything. 'Awesome' is synonymous with 'incredible', 'sweet', 'amazing', and other such terms of endearment.

"OMG! You're so awesome! You're incredible! I've never met a girl as amazing as you! I love you so much!"

by CherryKisses September 22, 2005

awesome

Awesome(ôsm) adjective

1. Inspiring awe
2. Expressing awe
3. Slang: Remarkable, outstanding

Adjective overused as an exclusionary Shibboleth to identify Americans, and certain Canadians (with permission) to differentiate them from mature, educated, English-speaking adults.

If you do not use the word "awesome" eleventy-eight times per hour conversationally you must not be an American (or a permitted Canadian) and will be required to remain in your smelly little village in the Third World evermore (example: Skipton, UK).

by Rotebarone January 14, 2008