avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009

Black Apocalypse

The greatest Gangsta Metal Band on Earth! Formed in 1991 by ex-rappers who found rap to be getting stale. Although I disagree, they formed the only good subgenre of metal which lyrics people can relate to instead of "I love Satan, he makes me hard, RAAWWWRRRGGG"

"Niggaz Neva Die" is da best song eva! Forget Stairway to Heaven or any of that white boy shit. It has da best guitar solo and da phatest drum work eva and da lyrics are beautiful.

"We are real, you whities are fake like your women's titties / I see white kids dressing like us like day dealt wit' da shitty and every bitty ditty wit' da itty bitty pity / Day can't dress black / dey don't know black / dey ain't not dealt wit' da persacution like us / Us black folk our proud of our hertiage and we don't act white / Day think they know street but have never even seen a fight."

Da line up hasn't changed since it's creation because all these brothas are like family.

Line-Up
Ballin' Freestyle - Vocals
4:MM:0 Loaded - Guitar
Twistin' Psycho 666 - Drums
Crush - Bassist

"Da government wants me to act white / Because acting black is offensive / I cant change 'ho I be / You be you, I'll be me.

by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005

Apocalypse Troll

a person who constantly sends information over sites such as facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. about the end of the world and anything in relation to such an occurence. usually resulting in extreme annoyance of the troll's friends

John-"guys the worlds ending tomorrow! im gonna go out and do this and this and this!"
person-"John the world isnt ending tomorrow you are such an apocalypse troll!"

by F.M.P June 13, 2011

Avocado

A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.

"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"

by Mo Faux October 27, 2017

Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone

Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>

by AVP2000 November 11, 2013

avogadro

60 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms, ions, or molecules make a mol. A mol, depending on the element or compound can occupy anywhere from 0.1 to 20 square meters in volume, and can weigh between 0.001 to 0.200 killograms.

BTW, if you have found this definition intentionaly you should find a hobby or job of some sort and get help now.

Q: If one combusts 1.204 e24 molecules of propane gas, using the avogadro constant, determain how many molecules of water vapor will result.
A: 4.816 e24

by Adrian June 20, 2006