The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.

My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.

by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019

the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021

The Angry Lubu

The shit that just burns your bootyhole. You know the loud,angry, burning shit that screams fuck you toni!

After taco Tuesday my asshole threw a bitch fit and dropped The Angry lubu

by Theangrylubu October 5, 2021

DadMom AngryPants

No true meaning, just a funny quote from an old SpongeBob episode.

Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know.

by NarwhalBall May 15, 2023

Dying to be Angry

The desire to take the lower path and strike an opponent yet choosing to repress the urge.

Hollywood was dying to be angry at Tootie for wrecking her bike, but she just gave him a sigh and returned to her room.

by Author ✍🏾 Holland Meissner May 25, 2022

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

angry

one of the better types of sex

my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!

by shtoink November 6, 2006