half-living

The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.

Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.

by QueenKathryn January 12, 2015

Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.

Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!

by Angledrawers August 9, 2018

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011

half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012