schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011

American TikTokers

People well known for not following COVID-19 guidelines. People who believe that if they have a blue tick next to their username that it means they are immune to COVID-19. They tend to hang around in large groups, party and lots more. They also tend to not wear masks or social distance, yk... considering they are all from different households unless they are sharing a house. (hype house *ahem*) Anyway, THEY ALSO LIKE TO VAPE UNDERAGED!!

Person: I am gonna join TikTok!
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/

by Pog2024 January 27, 2021

American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023

American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change

I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today

by theupdog March 28, 2022

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water

How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket

by CO614 January 26, 2011