Alaezah

A quiet, soft-souled individual who might spawn into another dimension the moment the teacher says, “Turn to the person next to you.” Will say “sorry” 97 times, even when you stepped on her foot. Possibly part mermaid (can kind of swim), but way too polite to tell you she’s lowkey drowning. That friend who always whispers, “Can you ask for me?” because social anxiety is very much a thing.

“She sat beside me the whole term and said like, two words. Classic Alaezah behavior.”
“She was too shy to ask the teacher, so I had to again. Not surprised.”

by Blorfnik May 24, 2025

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.

Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.

ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Alla

a lil stud lipped fucker who don't know how to be quiet and might also be known as "lightskinxai" ; a terrible rapper

that is 'alla'. he is just like 'alla'. lord please take 'alla'.

by joelmillersgal August 29, 2025

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025