Alexander is nearly god like. He can be an asshole at times but over all he is a amazing guy. Alexander is just so great. People who don’t know that are stupid.
Alexander is great
by Poopy asshole April 29, 2021

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025

An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020

by Man’o’Florida November 22, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
