Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

(D²)ad

Sometimes referred to as a Disposable Daddy, a D Squared Dad is a person that insist on keeping their f*ckboy/f*ckgirl tendencies despite being in a different dating class that has different set priorities than they realize. Usually they are constantly looking to get laid by someone in order to prove to themselves that they "still got it" and to eventually become a leech on any and everyone they come into contact with. Love and loyalty are usually just words to them rather than actual concepts.

Woman 1: Hey does the new clerk at work seem like a Disposable Daddy to you?
Woman 2: Oh, they are definitely a D Squared Dad. I heard they go to they bare every weekend to hook up with anyone they're able to manipulate. Usually they tell people they're an Influencer on Vacation and they could make people famous if they have the talent.
Woman 1: Gross! Can't believe that line actually works for them. That's definitely a (D²)ad for sure.

by Rouge Veil April 14, 2024

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Ad Bev

A discreet, inconspicuous shortcut for an adult beverage for those special occasions in life when you don't want to sound like a member of AA.

Stop by my office for a quick ad bev before the meeting.

by sharkhammer December 10, 2018

ad heads

Mostly young adults and teens addicted to the addictive stimulate drug Adderall. Effects similar to the meth (memory retention, learning , etc)

Ad heads are the new generation of hippies. But used for school instead of pleasure.

by Little Charming Overseer October 2, 2019

ad

A disgusting thing that kind of sounds like whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple Whopper this burger sucks but it really doesn't right now We make it look super good but it looks super bad even if it looks good Do not try it at DK donkey Kong You rule I guess that's the definition of an ad

Ad stinks

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023