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"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."
by Zed Numar July 26, 2021
Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!
Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.
by NiggaJONES August 05, 2012
by Loopt March 04, 2017
I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.
by Pwankerson December 31, 2021
A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo
by Jane Austen III August 10, 2009
The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.
The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.
The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.
Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."
Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."
Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"
by ChrisRickyandtheBillyBoys April 20, 2012