Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.
Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.
by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019
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Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
by fubsish July 20, 2010
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Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.
Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.
by Bituul Zman February 09, 2020
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Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
by OTG Lmao February 06, 2021
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path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
by Eddy Richtofen October 07, 2014
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Stickage of Shame

Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.
by Sunioncarrot11 January 23, 2014
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glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.
Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?
by HungOverit June 02, 2021
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