Dump read

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
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Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019
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If you are reading this your gay as fuck
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading
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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
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let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book
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