Paige Derkas

a girl one grade below me who thinks is cool to smoke and vape. Ms. wannabe wilbur soot needs to get humbled rq cause the only reason she even does it is cause of her friend (also my friend) prani. (yes, i'm dead naming AND using the wrong pronouns, tf you finna do abt it bitch).

an example of her shit:

person- "yooo wil(paige derkas), you look high asf rn"

wil- "lmao yea, I smoked before I came to school"

person-" damn, can I get a hit?"

wil- no tf, im not letting you take a hit of my (literally nonexistent) pen"

by kali✊🏿 May 18, 2023

Paige

This right here is what you call perfect and brings joy and happiness when she's around

Oh look, the goddess Paige is here

by Nate Garland May 20, 2023

Paiging

Being blissfully unaware that people have personalities outside of their stereotypes

"Is she paiging me? Just because I'm a CS major doesn't mean I do nothing but rot at my computer."

by richussy May 22, 2023

Jennifer Paige drink

A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.

I got drunk on drinking too many Jennifer Paige drinks. Maybe I should quit alchohol.

by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023

Paige robbins

The truest version of a turkey egg who can out preform anyone at an Amish oil change

Man that Paige Robbins gave me an Amish oil change I'll never forget

by robbinsjoel600 October 11, 2023

paige rivera

A whore who sells feet pics for money

Paige Rivera is such a slut
She deserves to go to hell

by Mark Invincible grayson January 13, 2024

Marlie Paige Martin

Witawwy the coolest! Haha! Farlie fartin! Stalked me for 5 months and wont even talk to me.. *sigh*

Guy 1: “hey you seen what Marlie Paige Martin was doing”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”

by Cayden Hoogeveen January 28, 2024