jizz station

That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation

Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.

by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.

Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!

by HeyxItsxVinny June 03, 2016

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 03, 2021

Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.

Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.

by NathanR July 24, 2006

Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

by randehay May 10, 2010

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert October 16, 2007