drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.

Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

Drunk Talk

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk

"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."

by lizzzzz September 9, 2008

drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.

"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."

by mandercessknow February 23, 2009

dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

joy drunk

drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.

the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

to grab a drunk

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night

"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."

by propuh November 9, 2019

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016