A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.
by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. Cute girl: Oh my god that is a handsome and strong boy, he must be a Benjamin
Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.
Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.
by BenjaminIsANiceName October 14, 2019
Get the Benjaminmug. by TaylorSwiftFan666 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
Get the benjamin johnathan briggery briggsmug. by BadThingsALot June 5, 2022
Get the Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr IIImug. by discord.ggmel1221 May 6, 2021
Get the Benjamin Spivak silvermug.