A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 05, 2008
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A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.
by the badger killer December 13, 2012
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when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
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The Badger Effect

In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)
"Then I committed the badger effect lol."

"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."
by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020
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Badgerism

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.
Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!
by ZiBadger September 01, 2017
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Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.
by Her Purpleness June 13, 2012
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