Drunk 9

The second set of 9 holes on a golf course after ingesting massive amounts of alcohol during the first 9 holes. Results are usually disasterous, except for a select few.
"I was playing really well, then I hit the Drunk 9 and it was over."
by Fitty4ex May 22, 2008
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9 mil

9mm or gat or heat...gun that you just got yo assed capped by
i just capped yo ass wit my 9 mil, bitch.
by ghetto FAB April 24, 2003
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9-5


1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job
He works at your basic 9-5.
by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2007
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9/11

An act of terrorism caused by the Bush administration. The planes that struck the twin towers and adjacent trade centers did not produce enough heat or structural damage to collapse these buildings. This was a controlled demolition as the buildings fell directly vertical. 6 weeks after the incident the buildings' steel support beams were still glowing red at 3100°F which cannot be produced by jet fuel or friction. This demolition collaspe within itself using a chemical known as thermite; the only known agent that can produce enough heat to collaspe buildings such as the towers. The planes that struck the towers were purely a shock effect to seem as though terroist had just destroyed a building. The men who hijacked these flight were paid by the goverment do destroy:

1.(Twin Towers)
2.(Pentagon)
3.(White House)

(Twin Towers): These builings were struck and then later remotely detonated

(Pentagon): This building was struck on the west side killing no one of any importanced (This was not blown by explosives as they could not blame total destruction on one single plane)

(White House): Intended to be struck as no one of the Bush administration was present

This conspiracy was caused by madmen to start war in the middle east. This war is a cover to consume the remaining oil on the earth. Our president is a mudering fuck who will go at any lenth to turn the U.S. into a powerhouse dictatorship. Of course he dosen't have the brain power to come with such a conspiracy; (Seeing how he was almost assassinated by a pretzel) but sense hes the leader i have no choice but to take it out on him.

President Bush will go down as the man who sent the great United States into a whirling abyss. Im sorry people, its been a great run, but our freedom ends here.
9/11

If you get a third term ill kill you myself

Hey president go eat a fucking preztel
by JwUaSrTeIN July 21, 2006
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cloud 9

This is a level where you can't get any higher. The highest point of getting a high!
by Tosin November 03, 2006
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11/9

Day of trump winning

Most people say

9/11 : Never forget
11/9 : always regret
josh : 11/9 i always regret
by A10GAMING November 16, 2016
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District 9

Definition: A 'district' of very poorly built, yet manageable homes for the alien species known as prawns. Soon after the prawns were accommodated into District 9, it was noticed that they soon turned it into something that their home would look like. (Laboratories, egg nests, food preparation, etc.) The Prawns then started trading weapons and food with humans, and became almost entirely independent, showing less respect towards the humans.

Movie: A movie that came out in 2009 showing the events following the arrival of the prawns in District 9. It shows the behavior of prawns, which is very, VERY similar to humans, especially with the aliens using slang and swear words. (Actually, these Anthropomorphic actions of the alien prawns are very satisfying to the furry mind, so if you are a furry, I recommend this movie.)

According to some articles on the internet, the movie District 9 apparently rose from the ashes of the Halo movie, seeing that the Halo movie was canceled. The producer and director decided to make a lower budget film after the Halo project died, so district 9 was born.

The funny thing is, in the middle of the District 9 movie, there is a scene with an alien and a human battling they're way through multiple enemies using foreign space weapons. Probably a little shout out to the Halo series, since the Halo bit didn't turn out as expected.
Prawn 1: FUCK District 9 man, the damn humans blew up my eggs yesterday!

Prawn 2: I know, this place is a dump. I have to search through the trash every day to find something to eat, cause we ran out of cows a month ago.
by 2009ends August 24, 2009
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