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half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
by arunner August 23, 2012
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Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.
A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche
by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009
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dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.
Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!
by Angledrawers August 9, 2018
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half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino
"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"
by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017
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Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.
"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!
by crazyfooc September 29, 2011
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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