When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

by M Blakr January 19, 2023

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead
by mac27 April 29, 2014

A liquid containing alchol not intended for consumption but commonly associated with and consumed by Native Americans. Such examples include mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or hand santizer diluted in water.
Gee. My brother, Fucks Two Dogs, was arrested last night. Too much drinking that Reserve Wine. He needs to switch from Listerine to Scope.
by Charlie757473 June 4, 2025

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 5, 2020

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.
by Jojo555 November 23, 2021
