Wine

A sacred gift from God Himself. It comes on a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. It's usually made from grapes, but can be made with other fruits like raspberries, strawberries, cherries, apples, peaches, pears, ect. There's even wines made from a vegetable called rhubarb. Many wineries mix/match fruits to make the perfect flavors, and many have seasonal flavors for different holidays.

Man, St. Julian's has a really good red wine that's super cheap and easy to get drunk off of. One bottle of my favorite wine, and I'm fucked up.

by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025

Wines

An action that where someone will eat anyones ass then absolutely pulverize it until it is inside out.

That retard just pull a wines on that man, poor guy.

by ~Oodle.odubs~ April 27, 2020

Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 06, 2021

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

by G0renight August 12, 2018

The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 06, 2021