d-machine

Another way to say douchebag. Generally implies a high level of douchebaggery.

Look at those kids from Princeton. What a bunch of d-machines.

by dmachineasdf July 31, 2010

D-bagnet

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

by JPotter April 26, 2010

Grade D

if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time

you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick

you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right

hoe of all hoes: you could have had it all
Dick: mmmm grade D all damn day

by williet hughnot January 5, 2020

small d

Usually .1 or .2 inches long

What a small d you have john.

by small d kiddd September 19, 2016

d/p

It means Date or pass. It's usually used in snapchat or yolos

D/p
Brunette

5"7
15 yo
Likes basketball

The person who got the yolo: sb( they normally say that)

by Malak Karim October 9, 2020

8===D~~~

emoticon for ejaculating penis

I typed 8===D~~~ in the chat to let the webcam whore know that I approved of what she was doing.

by h thurber December 14, 2004

The D Club

A club in which straight males show each other their penises to prove that they are not gay (first revealed by Aaron Hanson on the youtube channel called Game Grumps on the video called Ninjabread man)

Lets create a club where we just show each other our DICKS!

We had a club, called the D Club

by LovelyGrumpGirl April 27, 2014