Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.

Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.

by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.

Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.

by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017