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Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011
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Zuckerbot

Zuckerbot is a nickname for Mark Zuckerberg after his speech to the senate this was said because Zuckerberg was very robot like while talking to the senate.
Did you see Zuckerbot's speech?

Zuckerbot is gathering our information
by A random memer person May 30, 2018
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Zuckerberged

One who steals a close friend's idea, and takes full credit for the brilliant idea.
Friend 1: Dude did you hear?
Friend 2: No dude, what's up?
Friend 1: Well, Paul zuckerberged me?
Friend 2: Damn dude, that's fucked up.
by Capt. Clam October 19, 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg

It's good to be the king, bitch!

(as stated on Mark Zuckerberg's business card)
by A humble subject November 26, 2010
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zuckerberg

verb, zuckerberg, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket zuckerberg'd his watch.

2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.

3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He zuckerberg'd my girlfriend.

4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.)

–verb (used without object)

to commit or practice theft.

to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved

–noun

Informal . an act of stealing; theft.

Origin: Based on Mark Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook social network and his shady business practices. Termed coined 1/19/11 by DCC & JG

Related Forms: zukerberg-able, zuckerberg-ing, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg-ization
He got zuckerberg'd by his former business partner.

This contract should prevent any zuckerbergization in this business transaction.

Don't try to zuckerberg me.
by Sienna Jades January 21, 2011
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zuckerbirdie

Noun. The name for learning some nugget of information about a person or event specifically from Facebook. It's a portmanteau derived from the name of Facebook's founder, Mark Zuckerberg, and the expression "a little birdie told me."
A little Zuckerbirdie told me that it's your birthday!

A little Zuckerbirdie told me that you got engaged!
by Kgo_23 May 10, 2018
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Zuckerbangs

The poor hairstyle choice by Mark Zuckerberg.
It's fascinating how so many school-shooters have Zuckerbangs. Nobody with Zuckerbangs get laid...ever.
by Wet Blister October 18, 2019
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