Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

Zooted

To be excited about something

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"

by thuglyfeee November 2, 2011

zooted out the frame

to be high as tits. to be stoned as a boulder.

me: Bro, I'm so high...

Tyler: Nah, mon, you're zooted out the frame

by Blazerblazin May 4, 2011

zooted

being super fresh,clean,everyday wearing something different

(soulja boy)
super fresh and my swag so official im zooted.

by christian lee May 8, 2008

Zooted

when you lit as fuck
like drunk or high

“Bro I’m gonna be zooted tonight.”
“I’m zooted as hell right now.”

by Cal.bbbb February 1, 2019

Zooted

In East Tennessee, It means you're fucked off Xanax. All you want to do is chillax.

I just ate 3 Z-boys 30 minutes ago and now I'm zooted out the frame.

by ctnotts June 28, 2009