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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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man i smoked a blunt and im super zooded
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Malcolm have you tried Zoomar?! It fuckin' beats that Parkour crap!
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By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!
“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
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Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)
"So I became...bulemic"
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Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.
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ZOOHA

Started in the heart of Western Pa in the mid 2000's. Said by accident on a voice mail from a complete stumbling idiot. As he stumbled through the message and messed up. Next thing you hear is ZOOHA. It has taken on a life of its own. Mostly used now in place of Holly Sh%t!!! It can be used to describe shock in about anything.
1) Zooha that's a big Icee!!!
2) Person A: The toilet just overflowed and it won't stop!!

Person B: ZOOHA that sucks! Lets take a picture.
3) Girl sits down in a mini skirt and opens her legs....Now That's a ZOOHA
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