Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

by litdragon99 January 6, 2021

Zoinks

A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.

God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!

You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—

by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 23, 2019

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 16, 2017

Zoink

The action of fucking another mans woman

"Yo nigga i just zoinked yo bitch"

by Realniggablunts June 28, 2017

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021