Zoinks'd 

Zoinks'd is a word used to describe when one experiences violent anal sex in prison

" jinkies scoob, you just got zoinks'd! "

Zoinks'd by Thedaytheyfuckedwiththecleaver August 9, 2017

Yeet, Zoinks 

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.

Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"

Yeet, Zoinks by anonymous February 25, 2019

Bust A Zoinks 

When you're about to explode on someone or give an outburst.

Jan: "stop being a moron"

Carly: "I'm about to bust a zoinks on you if you say one more thing!!"

Bust A Zoinks by onetwothreefouryouisawhore July 2, 2016

Ziggity Zoinks 

1. What you shout out loud before you bust a big load on a nice stankin' pair of pussy tassle tits.

2. Big ass pussy lips, smells like vaginal secretions.

3. What shaggy said to scooby after chuck norris busted a fat load on their chests.

4. What you say when you snort coke of someones tits.

5. The cousin of a snow job, and a ding king.

6. The alliance practiced by vulture, creature, and primitive panther while riding shotgun, cobain, and mulligan.

7. A phrase practiced by Clive Holmes, Bob Skyler, and Bobby Braininger.

8. Chuck Norris once ate pussy, he claimed it taste so bad he ziggity zoinked a huge loogie thus resulting in the reason we have salt water oceans today.

Like ziggity zoinks scooby doo, like i just fucked thelma up the ass without giving her the common courtesy for a reach around.

Ziggity Zoinks by Bert Backaracalack #2 July 12, 2007

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

throw zoinks by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009

Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

zoinkys 

When you off the mf dab pen

“dawg i’m off the zoinkys right now”

zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019