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A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.
by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 30, 2019
A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader April 3, 2018
by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019
zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
by Realniggablunts June 29, 2017
by nut button March 14, 2019